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monasabbat:

thorins—beard:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Still no human fatalities in the wild though. So there’s that.

I keep telling everyone I know this. Orcas man, they’re The Joker(s) of the sea.

monasabbat:

thorins—beard:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

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THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Still no human fatalities in the wild though. So there’s that.

I keep telling everyone I know this. Orcas man, they’re The Joker(s) of the sea.

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romy7:

laurapancakes:

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the time he didn’t.

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malkshake:

Day 27 Coolest Pokémon: Milotic

malkshake:

Day 27 Coolest Pokémon: Milotic

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— 3 days ago with 3269 notes
fantasticfakemon:

Adding a male “drone” evolution for Combee, and a rival line based on ants. I’m guess the evolution for both lines would be the same, and based on gender it would evolve into the “queen” or “drone”.
Typing is unknown.  Presumably Bug-type at the least.  Drones are probably Bug/Flying.
Source.
Artist: Bell02

fantasticfakemon:

Adding a male “drone” evolution for Combee, and a rival line based on ants. I’m guess the evolution for both lines would be the same, and based on gender it would evolve into the “queen” or “drone”.

Typing is unknown.  Presumably Bug-type at the least.  Drones are probably Bug/Flying.

Source.

Artist: Bell02

— 3 days ago with 1023 notes

anomalousdata:

"Hello, I am here to play!"

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

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— 3 days ago with 166455 notes

dbnco:

obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

I screamed with laughter

— 3 days ago with 138218 notes

alamaris:

I’m going to assume one of my followers needed a corgi today, and leave this here.

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